Chick looking mad cute when shes mad! Deff getting in trouble for putting this up. 😱👊😲 #sashafierce #angryface 😡 #ilymofo #dontkillme 😜



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Don’t go to college kids, this is what #dinner will look like some says lmfao #TheStruggle #ineedtoeat #parleg #college #fuck

Anonymous asked:
so you go to rutgers right? quick question: are you by any chance in professor lindboe's math lecture? :)

Hey I do go to RU but sorry I’m deff not in his lecture! =/

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit



Live Moss Carpet is a soft grass carpet that thrives from the few drops of water you leave behind when stepping out of the shower or bath.

i NEED this like you dont understand

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"We can understand the science of what makes a heart beat, but we can never stop it from breaking."

Beth Harbison, Always Something There to Remind Me (via quotes-shape-us)

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How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

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my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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How puppies help when you’re sick.

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