June 2012
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spdcrzy replied to your photoset: beach! =D
nipslipwut
;DDDD
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umheyyimmegha replied to your photo: beach! =D
…you look like a model/actor :O
omg thats like such a huge compliment! thanks so much! =D
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May 2012
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Three things that should never be broken:
1. Hearts
2. Relationships
3. Condoms
“When a good thing goes bad,
It’s not the end of the world,
It’s...”
– Doing it Wrong - Drake
Awww such a nice story! A Texas man receives a... →
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
sodamnrelatable:
with your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
new goal: GET FUCKING RIPPED AGAIN! BUT THIS TIME,...
I sing out loud when im driving....
theindiancudder:
All the uncles and aunties in my town be like,”Yeh bechare ko kya ho gaya?!”
I be like, ” YEAH BITCH YEAH BITCH CALL ME STEVE-O! IMMA WILD BOY!”
REAL NIGGAS SING ALONG TO THEIR MUSIC IN THE CAR! FUCK YEAH BRO!
“What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.”
– Albert Einstein (via lovelydeen)
myheartbeatsforparis:
huntersandangels:
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
omg me
